lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

nostalgiaultra:

djscrewatarave1998funeralcrunk:

harrystylesdildo:

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

averyfunperson:

skinnyfitandsexy:

webofgoodnews:

Another collection of people being kind.  

(via)

TEARS I LOVE KIND PEOPLE 

the statue scarves are in ottawa… aww yay :)

notcallum:

the facts

notcallum:

the facts

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

simsgonewrong:

When you become friends with the sidewalk

simsgonewrong:

When you become friends with the sidewalk

simsgonewrong:

howdy neighbor. 

simsgonewrong:

howdy neighbor. 

durbikins:

ドレイク&ジョシュ

They sound better.